Were I to Judge Naughty From Nice

It is probably a good thing that I am not Santa Claus. I think that he must be a pretty lenient guy. There were definitely some kids that I knew growing up who should have been on the naughty list yet they would still return to school bragging about what Santa had brought them. In the spirit of Christmas Eve I decided to make my own list concerning who does and does not get presents. Were I to judge naughty from nice:

Naughty List

1. Stupid drivers
2. The people who designed the streets of Tyler Texas
3. Obsessive holiday shoppers
4. People who get in their car to leave but sit in the space while someone is waiting on them to park (often this is women checking their makeup)
5. Holier-than-thou Christians
6. Christians who "hate" anyone (this is a direct reference to #5)
7. People in the service industry who hate their job and let you know it
8. Teenagers who think they know everything (This includes most teenagers and while I still love them, they would receive no presents)
9. People who text message me who nothing to say
10. People who don't like dogs
11. Cats
12. News Channel Analysts
13. Ignorant people

Nice List

1. People who help you move in
2. People who volunteer (preferably in my youth group)
3. People who wait until Christmas Eve to do their shopping
4. People who give you "good deals"
5. People who work on their own cars
6. Parents who care about what their kids are doing
7. Teenagers who can admit when they were wrong
8. Those who listen to you even when they think you are wrong
9. Random gift givers
10. People who agree with me
11. Cute little kids
12. Mark Zuckerberg
13. My wife

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