Sunday, May 29, 2005

To All the Ladies

Ok so today I watched the movie Meet Joe Black and it was absolutely incredible if you haven't seen it i recommend picking yourself up a copy.

So i went to my Friends' wedding today and it was a blast. I got to see people i hadn't seen in forever. But it really makes me think that i wish i could just fast forward time and be married. But now i am at the stage of having to find someone that i can first date and then maybe have to possibility of marrying...so if there are any females interested in the position fell free to apply by simply leaving a post confessing your un-dieing love for me.

My Thoughts: multiple ladies confessing their un-dieing love...its a good thing



Ashby wanted an application process so here it is

Part one: Short answer

1. Please list your name and what you prefer to be called.

2. What is your date of birth?

3. What age do you act when you are around your friends?

4. Please list your hobbies, and give detailed descriptions of things you like to do that you do not consider hobbies.

5. Do you keep the "friends" you make (retention ratio)?

6. Do you have any emotional/mental conditions to which I should be made aware (I.E.--still in love with ex, bi-polar disorder, schizophrenia, et cetera)?

7. Do you want children? If so, how many and why?

8. What do you do for a living now?

9. What are you goals in life? Be specific. Please list goals for career, life, love, et cetera.

10. Do you drink, smoke, or have any drug habits? (Not saying any are bad, just want to know)

11. What types of music do you listen to?

12. Are you a cultured person? If not, is this by choice or circumstance?

13. Do you have a criminal background?

14. What are your favorite types of food? Please list in order of favoritism.

15. Are you gay, straight, bisexual, confused, lesbian, et cetera? If gay/bisexual/lesbian, do not complete application and do not post results !!

16. Why are you filling this out?

17. What is your favorite color?

18. What is your favorite TV show?

19. What is your favorite type of movie genre (i.e.--comedy, drama, horror, action, chick-flick)?

20. What is your favorite movie?

21. Do you describe yourself as more logical/intellectual or more emotional of a person?

22. Do your friends find you to be: the joker, the counselor, a buddy, or other? Please describe.

23. Please tell me what the following words mean to you: Conservative, Liberal, Democrat, Republican, Politics, Religion.

24. Pick the element from the following that best describes you and tell why: Fire, Water, Wind, Earth.

25. When you look into the mirror, what do you see


Part two: essay
Please choose 2 out of the three
1. Describe your ideal of the "perfect" first date. Include what you would do, the other person, why it is the "perfect" date, and anything else that comes to mind.

2. Hypothetical situation: There is someone at your work you find very attractive. You know he/she is single. How do you go about attracting this person's attention? Do you ask him/her out on a date? Do you wait for him/her to come to you for small talk? Please feel free to list hypothetical dialog in your response.

3. Describe yourself in 10-15 years, if you could have your dream job (not one that makes the most money, but the one you would enjoy the most) and life. Please be very specific and honest.



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